I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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