Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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