i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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