Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
my liver is dry heaving
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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