My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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