OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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