in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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