Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I look excited, but its just a facade.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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