Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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