Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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