I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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