How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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