Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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