i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I understand Curling. That high.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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