yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
My legs feel like baby dolphins
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Sorry about my life...
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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