no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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