some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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