i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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