But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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