we're chasing vodka with high fives
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
third nipple confirmed
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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