Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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