I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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