Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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