He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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