I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I think weed is turning my hair brown
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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