Old men and throwing up are my life now.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
