We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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