After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I look better un-naked...
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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