i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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