i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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