thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She's the barista slut.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Randomize
