Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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