My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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