Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think I died a long time ago.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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