Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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