she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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