also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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