That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I'm really busy with my period
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