that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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