i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I am mentally ready for anal.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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