well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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