brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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