My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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