Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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