I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just pee around me
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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