dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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