Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
