ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
