Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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