she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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